FEMINIST WHO WORE THE WRONG THONG..
Uncontroversially, "Let's go Feminist" "Let's go Feminist" is a statement that would stimulate many manly ears, followed by seriously stirred and intellectual mockery. I so support that mockery because it is in the straight face. These feminist creatures are just a misnomer, same as saying that King Crabs are crabs but they aren't crustaceans. In simpler words, they are what they are but they aren't feminists.
1) She calls herself the Lady Gaga of Hip-Hop, goes to a pub which is playing "House". She tweets about how the "House" was her Hip-Hop. Why only the "man" DJing be confused about her choices of music? She, herself has the same right because she is a woman.
2) She would compete with the growing beards of guys around by pouting. Her lips might end up hanging loose if she doesn't loose that competitiveness, but why only men should have secondary features growing and hanging on their faces.
3) She can force read books because she wants to expand her knowledge. Focusing on write-ups like Cosmopolitan and The Motorcycle Diaries because she wants to know who was this famous guy Che and how her acquired intellectual knowledge can make her good in bed. Men watch porn and she isn't that dirty, because she is a feminist.
4) She would shift to a new city for a new job, just to be close to her parents and paste "Lone Girl Travelling", "Independent woman", " Free Me", blah me woman, blah me woman, blah me woman , all over social networking sites. The men would just feel meh because she would be DMing, texting, calling them up because she is feeling lonely in her room and needs someone to buy her cigarettes.
5) She would befriend guys on "No strings Attached", go public like "I am in love" and justify it as "adult choices and understanding" when dumped because of her over feminist enthusiasm.
6) She is the one to blame when a rapist is left uninfected because by her feminism "Rape victims are equally responsible for the rape". It is all about equality everywhere.
7) She goes mourning about a demised random friend she caught on social sites by expressing how that famous guy used to talk to her and how she left being in touch with him and how he won't be able to text her anymore. That is some real mutual mourning.
8) She publically speaks about her savings and how she spends her money because men isn't the only breed that earns and has a job.
9) Relationships with her won't last long because if her husband is equally capable, she would be jealous and if the husband is less incompetent, she dumps him either ways.
10) Her weekends would storm the attention seeking madness because she has got vodka to her rented shared flat and would be drinking alone. This is a fact revealing feminism because like men, even women can boose and get high.
11) She would go to a gig just because she can be bold enough to approach-contact the organisers, volunteers and the famous. Why only the men should have random non-interested people on their list?
Indeed, such feminist wears a wrong thong and reveals her rear in the ugliest manner. Kudos.
1) She calls herself the Lady Gaga of Hip-Hop, goes to a pub which is playing "House". She tweets about how the "House" was her Hip-Hop. Why only the "man" DJing be confused about her choices of music? She, herself has the same right because she is a woman.
2) She would compete with the growing beards of guys around by pouting. Her lips might end up hanging loose if she doesn't loose that competitiveness, but why only men should have secondary features growing and hanging on their faces.
3) She can force read books because she wants to expand her knowledge. Focusing on write-ups like Cosmopolitan and The Motorcycle Diaries because she wants to know who was this famous guy Che and how her acquired intellectual knowledge can make her good in bed. Men watch porn and she isn't that dirty, because she is a feminist.
4) She would shift to a new city for a new job, just to be close to her parents and paste "Lone Girl Travelling", "Independent woman", " Free Me", blah me woman, blah me woman, blah me woman , all over social networking sites. The men would just feel meh because she would be DMing, texting, calling them up because she is feeling lonely in her room and needs someone to buy her cigarettes.
5) She would befriend guys on "No strings Attached", go public like "I am in love" and justify it as "adult choices and understanding" when dumped because of her over feminist enthusiasm.
6) She is the one to blame when a rapist is left uninfected because by her feminism "Rape victims are equally responsible for the rape". It is all about equality everywhere.
7) She goes mourning about a demised random friend she caught on social sites by expressing how that famous guy used to talk to her and how she left being in touch with him and how he won't be able to text her anymore. That is some real mutual mourning.
8) She publically speaks about her savings and how she spends her money because men isn't the only breed that earns and has a job.
9) Relationships with her won't last long because if her husband is equally capable, she would be jealous and if the husband is less incompetent, she dumps him either ways.
10) Her weekends would storm the attention seeking madness because she has got vodka to her rented shared flat and would be drinking alone. This is a fact revealing feminism because like men, even women can boose and get high.
11) She would go to a gig just because she can be bold enough to approach-contact the organisers, volunteers and the famous. Why only the men should have random non-interested people on their list?
Indeed, such feminist wears a wrong thong and reveals her rear in the ugliest manner. Kudos.
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